"IN A WORLD OF UNIVERSAL DECEIT, TELLING THE TRUTH IA A REVOLUTIONARY ACT."
-george orwell

Thursday, July 10, 2008

OH MY GOD THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Iran reportedly test-fires more missiles in Persian GulfU.S. troops detain 30 suspected militants during raids in Iraq
Hitting home: U.S. foreclosure filings surged 53 percent in June
With DNA profile in hand, prosecutors seek JonBenet's killer
Obama stokes vice presidential speculations with Clinton meeting

These are the top 5 stories on yahoo this morning....anyone else scared yet?

I am terrified. How is JonBenet even news worthy?wtf, this was a sad story but it happened like 15 years ago! If the media put this much attention on the unanswered questions about 9-11 maybe our country would be a better place.

It looks like Hillary is trying to find another way back to the white house as the VP. I saw this one coming, you can't cross the Clinton's and win. You either help them or...well you disappear.

Iran is testing weapons....we are "detaining" more "militants" in Iraq....people are losing there houses here in the United States, and ....and did that headline actually say "with DNA profile in hand"....i feel a beavis and butthead moment coming on.... that is funny stuff let me tell you a little story.....this one time i was walking to the bathroom and i had my own DNA profile in hand (if you know what i mean) (isn't every sentence funnier if you add "if you know what i mean" to the end of it?) um....so where was i?......oh yea....aren't you scared? Oh man, do you realize that this is the first time in ten years that the name Clinton and the letters DNA aren't in the same news story? ok i'm done now.

The world is a messed up place but at least we got each other baby......for today this is the future saying take it easy and have a great day...you only live once.

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